So Goofy

I don't want to be one of these: (__!__) or these: (!)

The Boy is one of these: (_E=mc2_)

I use to work with a lot of these: (_zzz_)

I meet a lot of these: (_?_)

People should always do this: (_X_) and once in a while, do this: (_x_)

Here's how to decode:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

I'm told these are called Assicons.