Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Blame It On The Bees

I thought you were supposed to feel good when you go to the gym. I've been exhausted, sleepy, with muscle aches. I am narcoleptic.

I took a few days off to rest my body. But the sleepiness persisted. I became short of breath, lethargic, can't focus, but happy. Now that's familiar. I blame it on those crazy bees and the drugs they make. I am also taking bee pollen.

That's what you get for taking the advice of a guy in a health food store. I went there to ask what I can take to prevent allergies. The owner said, bee pollen. It is nature's most complete food. It has miraculous healing properties. It's been proven effective in deterring allergies. It makes you feel good. It helps you lose weight. Well then, bee pollen is for me.

When I went to Indonesia, the supermarket I visited stocked shelf after shelf of bee pollen power, tablets, and capsules of various brands. Bee pollen is a popular food in Indonesia. So on coming back to Toronto, I got me some bee pollen capsules.

I think bee pollen makes me happy. It enhances the active agents of fluoxetine in me. That's why I feel I am overdosing on Prozac even though my dosage remains the same.

I am now lowering the dosage of my daily happy pill. Who knew those busy bees could have such an effect on me.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, I use Bee Pollen soap for my skin allergies....come to think of it, my hands are happier too.

Anonymous said...

Have you been taking your iron? I don't think you've asked for iron for a while and you're chronically low.