The Job At Hand

My friend attended a workshop on the hand job recently. Yup. A workshop on how to pleasure a man with your hands. She went because she and her friends were having dinner and one of them, a younger woman of 30, said she had signed up for the workshop. The other women, in their 50's and 60's, said, What's there to learn? Let's all sign up and find out about it. So they did. All five of them.

After the workshop, my friend said there is much to learn and remember. And you aren't likely to do it well unless you practise. So for women without a steady partner, they can purchase a silicone model of an excited male member. Friend didn't buy one. She didn't want to be good at it; she just wondered what there was to it.

Over dinner with her last week, Friend tried to demonstrate the techniques. First she used a knife. But I wasn't getting it. A knife is too thin. Then she rolled up the napkin. But it kept coming apart and it's hard to demonstrate in a restaurant without drawing the attention of the waiter and other patrons. So she did it under the table where I couldn't see very well.

Maybe we did look like two women huddling under the table with a napkin, because the waiter thought we had spilled something. When we placed the twisted napkin on the table, he brought us a new one. As he picked up the twisted one, he noted, Oh, it's not wet.

Batik demonstration, I blurted.

He left us with the new napkin anyway.

Curious about the techniques, I googled the topic at home and found a site that demonstrated the techniques with little QuickTime clips. A perky, young, stacked woman did the demonstration with a huge silicone model. I think it wouldn't matter what she did, a man would enjoy being handled by her.

So now, I have heard about the techniques, I have seen the demonstrations, I just need to practise. If I want to be good at it. But you know, I don't have to be good at everything I do.

Here's the site if you are interested.