The Girls

To better prepare myself for my pilates summer, I bought a second yoga top. It is lined across the chest and hug you skin tight so you don't have to worry about flapping bra straps.

I said to the cashier, "This is an exercise top, right?"

She said, "Yes. It's got this bra lining inside so you don't have to wear a bra. But I always wear my bra anyway when I exercise. Because when you're jumping about, the girls jump out if you don't hold them in."

I tried hard not to laugh. Her girls were not that big. So I said, "Well, you know your girls."

Then like a pervert, I started looking around the store at all the women to size up their girls. Oh really, if even she has trouble with her girls, imagine how out of control some of our girls are.